I hate NYC after a snowfall. The slush and snowbanks are playing havoc with my God-given jaywalking skills. #fb

Starting my Xmas shopping… NOW! #fb

Xmas shopping… DONE!

Internet: 1, Simon Cowell: 0 (http://bit.ly/8T1qWf) This might be the best thing I’ve heard all year. #fb

Starting my Xmas shopping… NOW!

Sara’s wrapping gifts in the kitchen, so she’s put a sheet over the doorway so I can’t peek. #fb http://tweetphoto.com/6866539

Off to DJ at Flute through the ice planet Hoth. #fb

DJing from 10 to 2 (@ Flute Champagne Bar - Midtown) http://4sq.com/1z4kMJ

What manner of man are you that you can summon up fire without flint or tinder? #fb

Ugh. Today sucks. Goodbye, X-mas music. Hello, Black Flag. #fb